Scream for Help! Park Tour


Run for cover. The Scream for Help! Park Tour is coming. Catch me performing chilling circus music on a world record number of instruments while riding unicycle through a park near you—in CA. The routes will vary; some will circle, some will snake, others will fly off the boat ramp. If you’re out sunning yourself at one of these parks, come and scream for help. Then follow the procession. 

Sat, July 14 at 3PM - Lake Merritt, ending at the Pergola

Sat, July 21 at 3PM - Fremont Central Park, ending at the boat ramp

Sat, July 28 at 3PM - Golden Gate Park, ending at the carousel

After an hour of circling the park and raising hairs in unthinkable places the show may or may not end. Each performance will start and stop at a specified location. All shows are FREE! Every person who tips gets a sticker*. Every kid who screams gets a monogrammed kazoo*. For an aurally arresting experience, fans are invited to follow the procession—on wheels.

If for any reason you find yourself in danger during this cacophonous park tour, don’t forget to... scream for help! I won’t hear you, but someone else might.

Nothing can stop this tour except for maybe broken ribs, missing limbs, or the CA Department of Parks and Recreation. I hope to see you there, screaming and wheeling.

If you can’t come but wish to support this tour, go here.

Thank you for your support and ill wishes.